"He was as mean as he was ugly and he was as fat as he was limp. If I had laid down under him all day I would have stood up at night still a virgin."

-Jeanette Winterson

codeine-land:

my dealer is gonna kill me


This got me real good 😁

hadlow-brown:

spikespiegell:

spikespiegell:

where is that video of a guy playing the shire theme on a flute to an ostrich who starts dancing seductively. that video made me laugh so hard i nearly threw up and i need it

i found it

i have never been that excited to see a video after reading a description of it

"Nothing kills you like your mind"

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(Source: ocean-wavezz)